Bill Watterson’s Top 10 Popular and Famous Quotes

Ten of My Favourite Bill Watterson Quotes 

Bill Watterson, a writer whom I am guessing you love? Here are our 10 best Bill Watterson quotes for you to enjoy. At Australia Unwrapped we believe every book has at least one quotable line, and our mission is to find them all. Here you will find Bill Watterson’s top 10 popular and famous quotes. Like every good writer Bill Watterson made a number of memorable quotes, here are some of our favourites: 

Popular Quotes

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”
― Bill Watterson

“Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
― Bill Watterson

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.”
― Bill Watterson

“I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
― Bill Watterson

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
― Bill Watterson, The Calvin And Hobbes: Tenth Anniversary Book

“You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

What mood is that?

Last-minute panic.”
― Bill Watterson

“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
― Bill Watterson

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
― Bill Watterson

10 Famous Quotes by Author Bill Watterson

Quotes for all, here you found our selection of 10 Bill Watterson quotes. Make sure you help by commenting your best Bill Watterson quote below and sharing our favourite authors so we can look them up, read some of their works and give you the best quotes we can find. We hope you enjoyed our top 10 quotes by Bill Watterson. However, feel free to comment below if you disagree or would like to include some other great and memorable Bill Watterson quotes in our list. 

One Final Bonus – Longer – Bill Watterson Quote 


Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor?

When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it’s funny.

Don’t you think it’s odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us?


I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at the things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.”

 Bill Watterson

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