Genuine Reasons Not to Visit Australia

10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit Australia

Australia is a really great place to live and visit for a holiday its safe and fun, however I will give you 10 genuine reasons not to visit Australia.

  1. 10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit AustraliaPossums are so so cute you just want to cuddle them! Don’t they will rip your face off and scratch your eyeballs out nothing in Australia is what it seems
  2. 10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit AustraliaChange government like the wind, Australian government changes its leader at a unbelievably high rate. You could arrive in Australia a Democracy and it becomes a dictatorship overnight, just kidding but it’s hard to keep up with who is in charge.

10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit Australia

  1. 10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit AustraliaRoad kill, you can be driving along minding your own business and out of nowhere a huge kangaroo hopes onto your bonnet and your day just got a whole lot worse.
  2. 10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit AustraliaThe alcohol is crazy expensive, be willing to blow your entire budget on one night out on the grog. I remember when I first went to a bar and ordered a Pint of beer they guy said $15 and gave me a schooner, I asked if he was joking. He was not; I had table water rest of the night, no going out on 30 quid and getting hammered at the local.
  3. 10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit AustraliaDown the road is not down the bloody road, Australian telling you something is down the road can be anywhere from 10 minutes to 10 hours’ drive. I have come to understand down the road means anything less than one full days travel.
  4. The level of service in many retail outlets is beyond my comprehension, it’s almost like Australian shops don’t want to help you find the product you need. With a few exceptions to the rule you will find if a minefield  getting any meaningful assistance in a Australian retail environment.

10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit Australia

  1. Australian’s think their beers are amazing tasting however not for me. Anyone from a European background will likely find the local brews not to their taste, plus they cause evil hangovers! That could just be I am getting older!
  2. The call fruit machines pokies and I think this is a stupid name.
  3. If anyone asks you to go for a bush walk increase your life insurance, I went for a little bushwalk and got back the next day having seen 3 different types of deadly snakes and getting a tick bite on my ass.
  4. 10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit AustraliaGiant Centipedes are very very ugly and scary creatures, I was undertaking some enjoyable book writing and something fell on my leg from the back of the computer, I bloody freaked like hell when I saw a 30 cm go dam monster crawling up my leg towards my ball’s literally started crying. I called the pest control guy the next day, calm as day he said, “ar yea they like a warm spot” i mean come on WTF how is that normal. Since then I have always checked behind my desktop before sitting down to write, was a total monster.

They are my 10 Genuine Reasons Not to Visit Australia, if you do come, I am sure you will enjoy your stay, just be aware its isn’t all sunshine,  beach  and rainbows.

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