10 Random Funny Jokes About Transport – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Transport. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on transport.

Transport Joke 1

“Me and the wife stopped at the services recently for some breakfast. We got two fry ups, two coffees and two jam doughnuts. I got to the cashier and I said, “”I’m sorry, love, but I only have a 50 note.””
“”That’s okay,”” she said, “”just put the doughnuts back.”””

Transport Joke 2

“The barman says, “”We don’t serve time travelers in here.””
A time traveler walks into a bar.”

Transport Joke 3

“I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn’t contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:
“”Here, love, I’ll change gear for you.”””

Transport Joke 4

“I walked into a car showroom last night.
I said to the salesman, “”My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window.””
He said, “”We don’t have a Volkswagen Golf in the window.””
I said, “”You do now.”””

Transport Joke 5

“I tried to get to work by train this morning, they said “”Today there is a Bus replacement service””
So I gave them a tin of pineapple chunks.
They said “”What’s that?””
I said “”That’s my money replacement service.”””

Transport Joke 6

“Good gag for next time you’re on an airplane and the fella next to you falls asleep:
Ask the stewardess to borrow her demonstration mask, put it on and shake him awake with an alarmed look on your face.”

Transport Joke 7

“I saw a sign today that read: Tiredness kills, take a break.
So I pulled over and went to sleep.
When I woke up I felt great and was ready to drive again.
I was 5 hours late for work though.”

Transport Joke 8

“I let my wife take me out for a drive in the countryside today. We were going down a quiet country lane when she said, “”Shall we do something we’ve never done in the car before?””
I said, “”Go on then, bang it into fourth gear.”””

Transport Joke 9

“Really freak people out by running up to them in the street screaming “”What year is it?!””
When they tell you, scream “”Yes, it actually worked! Now you must help me kill the horses before it’s too late!”””

Transport Joke 10

“I love the look on people’s faces, standing soaked in the rain at the bus stop as I drive past.
It’s partly why I became a bus driver.”

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Work – Non Woke Jokes

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