10 Random Funny Jokes About Misunderstanding – Non Woke Humour

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Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Misunderstanding. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on misunderstanding.

Misunderstanding Joke 1

“I saw a man at the beach yelling “”Help, shark! Help!””
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.”

Misunderstanding Joke 2

“””What would you like?”” says the barman.
“”What would I like?”” says Bob. “”A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife.””
“”No,”” says the barman, patiently. “”I meant what do you want?””
“”To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!””
“”What’s it to be?”” says the barman, less patiently.
“”A boy or a girl, I don’t care.””
“”You misunderstand me,”” says the barman, impatiently, “”I only asked what you want to drink.””
“”Oh,”” says Bob, “”I see. Why didn’t you say so? What have you got?””
“”Nothing at all,”” says the barman. “”I’m perfectly healthy.”””

Misunderstanding Joke 3

“””I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad!””
“”Wow, your dad’s a millionaire?””
“”No, but he always wanted to be.”””

Misunderstanding Joke 4

“I took a bird and her baby for a picnic on a cliff.
I was trying to slip my hand in her knickers when she stopped me and said, “”No, not until the baby drops off.””
So I kicked him over the edge.
The look on her face suggested that’s not what she meant.”

Misunderstanding Joke 5

“Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance.
Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present.
She’s going to love these flowers.”

Misunderstanding Joke 6

“I said to my wife last night, “”I fancy a takeaway.””
She said, “”Are you talking Chinese?””
I said, “”No, did it sound Chinese?”””

Misunderstanding Joke 7

“A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “”I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and 22,398,750.78 in cash.””
The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, “”Oh my, granny, you are so generous. I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?””
With her last breath, her granny whispered, “”Facebook…..”””

Misunderstanding Joke 8

“My next door neighbor told me to stop following her around everywhere or she’d call the police.
“”You wouldn’t do that, would you?”” I asked.
“”Watch me,”” she replied.
“”No. You said you’d call the police.”””

Misunderstanding Joke 9

“I was lying on the couch watching TV earlier, when my 10 year old boy came up to me and said, “”Dad! I really want to do the father-son sports day at school tomorrow.””
I laughed at him and said, “”Aww Matthew that’s so sweet. But you don’t have a son.”””

Misunderstanding Joke 10

“A young guy turns up at a hotel reception:
“”I’d like a single room, please.””
“”Certainly, sir,”” says the receptionist. “”With bath or shower?””
The guy is a bit short of cash, so he asks, “”What’s the difference?””
“”You have to stand in the shower,”” says the receptionist.”

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