10 Random Funny Jokes About Little Johnny – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Little Johnny. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on little Johnny.

Little Johnny Joke 1

“Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention.
“”If I gave you 20,”” she began, “”and you gave 5 to Mary, 5 to Sally and 5 to Susan, what would you have?””
Johnny thought about this and then answered, “”An orgy?”””

Little Johnny Joke 2

“Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “”No””.
Johnny asks, “”Do you know what I think?””
His mom replies, “”I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.””
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “”Are Fred and Mary up yet?””
She replies, “”No.””
Johnny says, “”Do you know what I think?””
His mom replies, “”Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.””
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “”Are Fred and Mary up yet?””
His mom says “”No.””
He asks, “”Do you know what I think?””
His Mom replies, “”Ok, do tell me what you think?””
He says: “”Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”””

Little Johnny Joke 3

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”. Again Jimmy says “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. “No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny Joke 4

“Little Johnny was asked by his teacher what book he would read if he was abandoned on a deserted island.
He thought for a moment and then replied, “”Boat Building.”””

Little Johnny Joke 5

“When Little Johnny got home from playing football, his mum asked “”how was the match?””
He replied “”The winning goal was thanks to me.””
“”Terrific!”” she said.
“”Not really,”” he sighed. “”I let it in.”””

Little Johnny Joke 6

“A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
“”Tommy,”” she said, “”I’m not eating any more chicken sandwiches.””
“”Why?”” he asked.
“”‘Cause I’m starting to grow feathers down here,”” she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.
“”I don’t believe you,”” he said. “”You’ll have to show me.””
Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
“”You’re right,”” he said. “”I’ve been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I’m getting feathers too.””
“”Well, I’d better have a look,”” she said.
After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, “”Oh, I think it’s too late for you. You’ve got the neck and giblets too.”””

Little Johnny Joke 7

“One day, Little Johnny asks his mother “”Why are some of your hairs white?””
She replies “”Every time you do something that upsets me, one of my strands of hair goes white.””
He nods, then asks “”Grandma is your mother, isn’t she?””
“”That’s right.””
He thinks for a moment, then asks “”So how come ALL of her hair is white?”””

Little Johnny Joke 8

“Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, “”What did you learn today?””
He replies, “”Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”””

Little Johnny Joke 9

“Little Johnny boasted he could make any woman wet just by wiggling his index finger at her!
“”prove it”” I said
So he pulled out his water pistol…”

Little Johnny Joke 10

“No more little Johnny jokes.
He grew up and died a long time ago.”

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Library – Non Woke Humour

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