10 Random Funny Jokes About Library – Non Woke Humour

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Library. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on library.

Library Joke 1

“A American goes into a library and says, “”I…””
The librarian interrupts and says, “”Sorry, the McDonald’s is round the corner.”””

Library Joke 2

“A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suffocation.
The librarian says, “”Would you like a bag with that?”””

Library Joke 3

“A man walks into a library and says, “”Have you got the book, ‘How To Suck Yourself Off’?””
The librarian says, “”It’s over there; the one with the broken spine.”””

Library Joke 4

“A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth.
The Librarian says “”try over there in the C section””.”

Library Joke 5

“A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; “”It’s behind you!”””

Library Joke 6

“A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-years old, tried to borrow a book called “”Advice for young Mothers.””
“”Surely, dear, you can’t be pregnant?””
“”What are you on about? I just collect moths.”””

Library Joke 7

“A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, “”Okay.””
“”Really?”” asks the man. “”Usually you’re much m…””
“”APRIL FOOLS!“””

Library Joke 8

“A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pessimism.
The librarian says; “”Certainly, sir. There’s a shelf over there, half full of them.””
“”It looks half empty to me,”” he replied.”

Library Joke 9

“A man walks into a library and asks for a book.
He encounters no problems from the librarian and takes the book home…
Carlsberg don’t do Sickipedia library jokes”

Library Joke 10

“Some things you need to get certain jobs:
Policeman : No criminal record and a good heart
Fireman : A good heart and little fear
Surgeon : A steady hand
Teacher : Like working with children
Shopowner : Friendly and hardworking
Librarian : Tourettes Syndrome”

Jokes on Library

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes – No Woke Jokes Allowed

Kelly Wilson
Kelly Wilson
Dream big, play hard, take the wins and embrace the losses.

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