Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Health. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on health.
Health Joke 1
“My blood test results said my blood had zero antigens.
I thought that must be a typo.”
Health Joke 2
“I was standing in the bus queue the other day behind a pregnant lady.
Trying to appear friendly, I asked her, “”When are you due?””
It was then that I realized that she wasn’t pregnant, just really fat, but luckily I managed to cover my tracks by adding, “”…for another snack?”””
Health Joke 3
Good health is just the slowest way to die.
Health Joke 4
“I’m sick of people telling me I’m a weakling so tonight I went to the gym.
After a light warm up, I steadied myself, put both hands on the metal bar and heaved with all my might. I strained and I strained but still, no matter how hard I tried, I could not get it to budge.
Eventually one of the burly staff members came over and said… “”Stop pulling on the door mate, we’re closed.”””
Health Joke 5
I Lost my Donor card yesterday and they got one of my kidneys before I could cancel it.
Health Joke 6
“Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air.” I actually tried this action. It was only after I cut off my hands that I realized I could no longer throw them.
Health Joke 7
“What is food waste called in America?
Health Joke 8
“I like to monitor and record my progress down the local gym.
I did great this morning – I almost reached the door!”
Health Joke 9
“I want to use my new Health & Fitness DVD but I can’t.
I’ve lost the remote.”
Health Joke 10
“I saw a woman at the gym who was looking a bit bewildered.
I walked over and said “”Hi, you must be new””.
She laughed and said “”Is it so obvious?””
“”Yes”” I replied “”You’re seriously out of shape””.”
Jokes on Health
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