10 Random Funny Jokes About Health – Jokes that Ain’t Woke

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Health. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on health.

Health Joke 1

“My blood test results said my blood had zero antigens.
I thought that must be a typo.”

Health Joke 2

“I was standing in the bus queue the other day behind a pregnant lady.
Trying to appear friendly, I asked her, “”When are you due?””
It was then that I realized that she wasn’t pregnant, just really fat, but luckily I managed to cover my tracks by adding, “”…for another snack?”””

Health Joke 3

Good health is just the slowest way to die.

Health Joke 4

“I’m sick of people telling me I’m a weakling so tonight I went to the gym.
After a light warm up, I steadied myself, put both hands on the metal bar and heaved with all my might. I strained and I strained but still, no matter how hard I tried, I could not get it to budge.
Eventually one of the burly staff members came over and said… “”Stop pulling on the door mate, we’re closed.”””

Health Joke 5

I Lost my Donor card yesterday and they got one of my kidneys before I could cancel it.

Health Joke 6

“Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air.” I actually tried this action. It was only after I cut off my hands that I realized I could no longer throw them.

Health Joke 7

“What is food waste called in America?

Health Joke 8

“I like to monitor and record my progress down the local gym.
I did great this morning – I almost reached the door!”

Health Joke 9

“I want to use my new Health & Fitness DVD but I can’t.
I’ve lost the remote.”

Health Joke 10

“I saw a woman at the gym who was looking a bit bewildered.
I walked over and said “”Hi, you must be new””.
She laughed and said “”Is it so obvious?””
“”Yes”” I replied “”You’re seriously out of shape””.”

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Kelly W
Kelly W
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