10 Random Funny Jokes About Gardening – Non Woke Humour

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Gardening. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on gardening.

Gardening Joke 1

“What have Gardening tools and People got in common?
The Hoes are always with the Spades.”

Gardening Joke 2

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with plants. I said where’s this stemming from petal?

Gardening Joke 3

Whenever I need help with my gardening, I just go out in my short skirt, bend over to pick some weeds and soon enough I’ve loads of helpers.

Gardening Joke 4

“I heard about people talking to their plants so I went out and bought one.
I haven’t watered it for a week now.
Oh it’ll talk. Eventually.”

Gardening Joke 5

“I used to have a job making furniture out of plants.
I’ll tell you, it was no bed of roses.”

Gardening Joke 6

“I woke up at 5am to harvest and re-plant my rice this morning.
By 5pm I should be ready to harvest it again.
By 6pm I think I will be about ready to kill myself.
Oh well, at least my cottons coming along nicely.”

Gardening Joke 7

Nicki Minaj sings about a stupid hoe.
A bad gardener always blames their tools.”

Gardening Joke 8

“Save a tree…
…Kill a vegetarian”

Gardening Joke 9

I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my kids do.

Gardening Joke 10

“I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.
I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.”

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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Food and Drink – Non Woke Jokes

Kelly W
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