Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Gardening. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on gardening.
Gardening Joke 1
“What have Gardening tools and People got in common?
The Hoes are always with the Spades.”
Gardening Joke 2
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with plants. I said where’s this stemming from petal?
Gardening Joke 3
Whenever I need help with my gardening, I just go out in my short skirt, bend over to pick some weeds and soon enough I’ve loads of helpers.
Gardening Joke 4
“I heard about people talking to their plants so I went out and bought one.
I haven’t watered it for a week now.
Oh it’ll talk. Eventually.”
Gardening Joke 5
“I used to have a job making furniture out of plants.
I’ll tell you, it was no bed of roses.”
Gardening Joke 6
“I woke up at 5am to harvest and re-plant my rice this morning.
By 5pm I should be ready to harvest it again.
By 6pm I think I will be about ready to kill myself.
Oh well, at least my cottons coming along nicely.”
Gardening Joke 7
“Nicki Minaj sings about a stupid hoe.
A bad gardener always blames their tools.”
Gardening Joke 8
“Save a tree…
…Kill a vegetarian”
Gardening Joke 9
I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my kids do.
Gardening Joke 10
“I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.
I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.”
Jokes on Gardening
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Also See: 10 Random Funny Jokes About Food and Drink – Non Woke Jokes
