Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Food and Drink. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on food and drink.
Food and Drink Joke 1
I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to myself, “This milk must be seriously out of date.”
Food and Drink Joke 2
“I walked into a pub and said to the barman, “”Stella please mate.””
He said, “”Are you 18?””
I said, “”No.””
He said, “”I can’t serve you then.””
As I walked out I thought to myself, “”This is the fourth pub – what does a 22 year old have to do to get a pint round here?”””
Food and Drink Joke 3
“My girlfriend prepared a fried breakfast for me this morning.
I could tell she’d never made cornflakes before.”
Food and Drink Joke 4
“Today, I walked into a restaurant.
“”Hi, is my table ready?””
“”No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?””
“”No, that’s okay.””
“”Great, take these to table six then.”””
Food and Drink Joke 5
Apparently, 50,000 died from driving last year and 10,000 died from drinking, Yet only 500 died from drink driving. Then again, only 2 people died from drink driving and juggling. I think that’s my safest way home then.
Food and Drink Joke 6
“I was at a party with some mates the other day and one of them said to me, “”Is that the queue for the punch bowl over there?””
So I went over to the queue to find out and was told that it was actually for the buffet and that the punch had all gone.
So, as a result, there was no punch line.”
Food and Drink Joke 7
“I went into KFC and asked for a combo.
The guy behind the counter gave me two jabs and an uppercut.”
Food and Drink Joke 8
“I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning ‘Do not use if seal is broken’.
As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially pensioners have fallen for this evil scam?”
Food and Drink Joke 9
“I was just eating a packet of crisps and noticed a message on the back:
‘NOT TO BE SOLD SEPARATELY’
Who in their right mind would want to buy just one crisp?”
Food and Drink Joke 10
“I bought a frozen pizza from Asda the other day and it said on the box, “”Cook for between 20 and 22 minutes.””
Now, I’m not a genius, but isn’t that 21 minutes?”
Jokes on Food and Drink
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