Short Hilarious Random Jokes
Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Embarrassment. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on embarrassment.
Embarrassment Joke 1
“I came home last night to find my son had thrown a party. The place was trashed.
There was only one punishment that would be sufficient.
So I fingered his mother while we slow danced in the front room.”
Embarrassment Joke 2
“After only having my new job as an English teacher for a few months, I was shocked when an eleven year old girl approached me and said “”Me and my boyfriend are having a baby!”” I was disgusted.
She should have said “”My boyfriend and I are having a baby”””
Embarrassment Joke 3
“I’m glad that I don’t have to go through Facebook to like these jokes…
Otherwise everyone would know how sick I am”
Embarrassment Joke 4
“Last night I tried one of those tricks where you light your farts on fire. I couldn’t find a lighter, so I used a candle.
Completely ruined my Grandmothers birthday cake.”
Embarrassment Joke 5
“I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up.
It would be nice to be able to piece together my twenties.”
Embarrassment Joke 6
“I was talking to my mum, ”What about that pretty girl of yours?” she asks.
”Who, Amber? I said.
”Yeah, I’ve been hearing a lot of noise coming from upstairs lately.” she said smiling.
”We broke up a 2 weeks ago mum.” I said.
”I know!” she said laughing, ”You’ve been in your room crying for days you big girl!””
Embarrassment Joke 7
“I saw this hot girl walking towards me, so I tried to impress her and stood next to this really expensive Ferrari.
As she came closer to me….she said, “”Excuse me”” and got in her car and left.”
Embarrassment Joke 8
“I should be proud of my wife for being an elite athlete.
I just find it difficult to tell others I’m married to the scrum-half from Leeds Carnegie.”
Embarrassment Joke 9
My girlfriend and midwife didn’t see the funny side to me wearing my t-shirt with the logo ” remember my name you’ll be screaming it later” when she went into labor.
Embarrassment Joke 10
“I saw an old mate I hadn’t seen for ages. “”How’s life in the fast lane?”” I joshed.
“”Not too good mate. My wife was involved in a multiple pile up on the motorway.””
Hush, my mouth.”
Jokes on Embarrassment
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