10 Random Funny Jokes About Calendar – Non Woke Jokes

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Calendar. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on calendar.

Calendar Joke 1

“I just opened the door to the most beautiful angel that I have ever seen. She was dressed in silk and she let me lick her all over.
Shame it was the last door on my advent calendar.”

Calendar Joke 2

“I can’t believe I got sacked from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.”

Calendar Joke 3

“The government say I can’t get my pension yet, as I am only 22.
I hate being born on a leap year…
All my friends are 88.”

Calendar Joke 4

People are going on about how the date 10/10/10 only comes once in 100 years…. umm doesn’t the date 9/10/10 or 11/10/10 also only come once every 100 years?

Calendar Joke 5

“I made my own advent calendar this year with a picture of my wife behind every door.
I slowly open a door each morning just to remind her that there’s nowhere to hide.”

Calendar Joke 6

“Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat,
Please put a tenner in the old man’s hat,
If you haven’t got a tenner, then a fiver will do,
If you haven’t got a fiver,
Then feel free to come to Britain and get everything paid for you.”

Calendar Joke 7

Every time I write the date today I’m scared I’ll accidentally design a computer program.

Calendar Joke 8

“I got the perfect calendar for 2010.
A different girl posing in different positions each month.
Shame I don’t support Liverpool.”

Calendar Joke 9

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Calendar Joke 10

“They say that the world will be over in 2012 because that’s when the Mayan calendar ends.
My calendar ends this December, should I be worried?”

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