10 Random Funny Jokes About Beauty – Non Woke Humour

Short Hilarious Random Jokes

Ready for a laugh? I have collected from around the internet some of the funniest random jokes on Beauty. See below 10 side spitting (or not) jokes on beauty.

Beauty Joke 1

I approached a girl in a bar and told her she was one in a million. “Thanks” she said “That’s very sweet of you!” “Oh” I said “It’s not a compliment. I just can’t imagine that there are 999,999 uglier people.

Beauty Joke 2

“A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing.
“”Officer,”” he asks, “”have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?””
“”No, I haven’t. What’s the problem?””
“”The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!””
“”Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?”” the officer asked.
“”Well, yes,”” the barber replies. “”He’s carrying one of his ears in his left hand.”””

Beauty Joke 3

“I lent my friend a glue stick the other day instead of a chopstick.
She still isn’t talking to me.”

Beauty Joke 4

“I saw the woman who’s in that wrinkle removal cream advert at a party. I asked her what her secret really is.
“”I’m twenty two””, she said.”

Beauty Joke 5

“Why did the princess never brush her hair?
She had leukemia.”

Beauty Joke 6

“Inside every fat woman is a thin woman and a lot of chocolate.
Inside every thin woman is a fat woman waiting for marriage.”

Beauty Joke 7

They say that diamonds are a girls best friend. I would have thought that a packet of tampons on a heavy day might at least have got an honorable mention.

Beauty Joke 8

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

Beauty Joke 9

“Some women bleach the hairs on their upper lip to become more attractive…
Does anyone actually find a blonde moustache on a woman attractive?”

Beauty Joke 10

Bald people face discrimination. One guy told me he “can’t help my kind,” and asked me to leave his shop! He was an awful barber anyway.

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Kelly Wilson
Kelly Wilson
Dream big, play hard, take the wins and embrace the losses.


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